Lightsaber

Obviously I did not wave my ersatz lightsaber around making FWOOHM noises in between taking nude pictures with it. Of course not. That would be completely immature and unsexy.

*FWOOHM*

Sinful Sunday

23 thoughts on “Lightsaber”

    1. I’m convinced that half the reason my sex life is all long-distance right now is that in person I’m too damn ridiculous to act sexy for more than 12 seconds at a time.

      I’m 100% okay with this ๐Ÿ™‚

              1. I can’t prove that it DOESN’T, either.

                Schroedinger’s flirt, baby. ๐Ÿ˜€

                [Debates making pun about either cats or boxes. Decides against it. Tries to leave on a note of brash, arrogant Han Solo coolness. Probably fails.]

    1. …may or may not be waving the lightsaber at the cat and lecturing her about the dangers of the dark side right now. Y’all can’t prove anything.

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